god bless

azezil · 12-05-2001 4:20pm #1

A man was hearing his little boys prayers one night and was puzzled when he heard his little son say: "God bless Mommy and Daddy and Grammy and Grampy. Good bye Auntie."

The father shook his head and walked out. The next day, his sister, the boy's aunt died. About a month later he was listening the little boy pray again and the little
boy recited: "God Bless Mommy and Daddy and Grammy. Good bye Grampy." The father, slightly puzzled, left the room. The next day the boys' grandfather died.

Two weeks later, the man once again listened to his son's prayer: "God Bless Mommy and Daddy. Good Bye Grammy." The boys' grandmother died the next day.

Three weeks later the man once again listened to the little boys' prayers. This time the man was worried when he heard the little boy pray: God Bless Mommy. Good Bye
Daddy."

The man was very worried so the next day he left for work an hour early to beat the rush hour traffic. He stayed at the office all day, not even going out for
lunch. He stayed until after midnight. He was STILL alive!

Arriving home, very late, He appologized to his wife profusely feigning a very busy workday.

"So you've had a bad day!" the wife screamed back at him, "Today the mailman died on our front porch!"

"just because ur not paraniod, doesn't mean they're not after u!"