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An English man, a Scottsman and a Irish man......

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  • 12-05-2001 12:14am
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    [fist]Snowball
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    I remamber thies jokes, just dont remeber 1 in perticular now.

    Can u?
    Snowball.

    Another sign in name ... he ... whats new.....


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    Shiminay
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    An english man, a Scottish man and an Irish man walk into a bar - bartender say "is this some kind of joke?"


    All the best!
    Dav
    @B^)
    So I turned around to Jack Charlton and said: "Well of course it's not a football Jack, it's an '86 Chardonay!!!"
    [honey i] violated [the kids]
    Tribes 2 Goodness
    The Dawn of the Beefy King approaches...


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    [fist]Snowball
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    Lol, ns 1 Kharn
    Snowball.

    Another sign in name ... he ... whats new.....


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    Jug-A-Lug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 257 ✭✭Jug-A-Lug


    An english man and a scotsman walk into a bar....the irishman ducks

    BBBAAAADDOOIIINNNGGGG!!!!


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    Oh yeah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 111 ✭✭Oh yeah


    An English man, a Scottsman, and an Irish man were all in a balloon, over India I think.. No, no it was China. Anyway, they're in this balloon right, and there's only one parachute under the seat so the preist says, "But I never bought any bananas!". Isn't that close to how they usually go?


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    DeadBankClerk
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    knock knock...


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    azezil
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    who's there??
    "just because ur not paraniod, doesn't mean they're not after u!"


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    DeadBankClerk
    Registered Users Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭DeadBankClerk


    dead bank clerk


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    Evil Phil
    Registered Users Posts: 7,468 ✭✭✭Evil Phil


    dead bank clerk who?


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    syringe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 147 ✭✭syringe


    Enough of your tomfoolery! A real Paddy joke, i.e one that's ****, goes as follows.
    Paddy Englishman, Paddy Irishman and Paddy Scotsman had just booked into a hotel, and were playing football on the beds (those ker-azy Paddies). Anyway, Paddy Irishman was on his own against the other two. So Paddy Englishman farts and goes 'GOOOOAAAAALLLLL ENGLAAAAND!' Paddy Scotsman farts and goes 'GOOOOALLLLL SHCOTLUND!' Paddy Irishman tries and tries and tries to fart, but he couldn't, and after a minute ended up sh|t|ng all over the bed and goes 'Half time lads, change sides.'
    Before I get a chorus of groans, I didn't make that one up myself, but feel free to tell your friends.


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    smoke.me.a.kipper
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    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Oh yeah:
    An English man, a Scottsman, and an Irish man were all in a balloon, over India I think.. No, no it was China. Anyway, they're in this balloon right, and there's only one parachute under the seat so the preist says, "But I never bought any bananas!". Isn't that close to how they usually go?</font>

    lmao!! biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif brilliant!!



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