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  • 14-05-2001 3:18pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 249 ✭✭


    For anyone who ever tried or thought about cheating in an
    exam.......

    At Sydney University, there were four students taking Organic Chemistry.They
    did so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc.,that each had an "A" so far for the semester. These four friends were so confident with the finals approaching that the weekend before, they decided to go down to Canberra and party with some friends there. They had a great time. However,
    after all the hard partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it
    back to Sydney until early Monday morning - the morning of their final exam!
    Rather than taking the final then, they decided to find their professor
    AFTER the exam and explain to him why they missed it. They explained
    that they had gone to Canberra to do some research in the ANU archives

    for the
    weekend with the plan to come back in time to study, but,
    unfortunately,
    they had a flat tyre on the way back, and that they couldn't
    get help for a
    long time. As a result, they only just arrived now! The professor
    thought it
    over and then agreed they could make up their final exam the
    following
    day. The guys were elated and relieved. They studied hard that
    night - all
    night - and went in the next day at the time the professor had
    told them. He
    placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test
    booklet, (which
    was out of 100 points) and told them to begin. The first problem
    was worth
    five points. It was something simple about free radical formation.
    "Cool,"
    they all thought in their separate rooms, "this is going to
    be easy." Each
    finished the problem and then turned the page.

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    .Question 2 (for 95 points): Which tyre?


    Durty auld Morris drums... they're fu*kin' great!!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    biggrin.gif hehe, well done.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 68 ✭✭Schwarzfahren


    I had a Chemistry exam this morning, so a timely joke indeed! : )


    "Nam et ipsa scientia potestas est"
    -Francis Bacon
    Schwarzfahren.net


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,945 ✭✭✭D-Generate


    Heard it before but the question was
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    Where?


    Very funny still, I have a book with all those kind of jokes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 144 ✭✭[NON]mojo


    LOL biggrin.gif
    either way it's still funny

    Austin 3:16 "You stole my mojo!!"


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