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  • 17-05-2001 1:02pm
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    wish
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    nice one.... keep em comming


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    darthmise
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    Thats phuckin brilliant!!!!!
    LMAO!
    exclamation marks for everyone!!!!


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    Kolodny
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    Hilarious!...... almost believable too! biggrin.gif
    Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.


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    Bard
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    This is one of those emails that starts "THIS IS A TRUE STORY!!!"... (yeah right...) anyway... here goes:
    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">
    After being nearly snowbound for two weeks last winter,
    a Seattle man departed for his vacation in Miami Beach,
    where he was to meet his wife the next day at the conclusion
    of her business trip to Minneapolis.

    They were looking forward to pleasant weather and a
    nice time together. Unfortunately, there was some sort of
    mix up at the boarding gate and the man was told he would
    have to wait for a later flight.

    He tried to appeal to a supervisor but was told the airline
    was not responsible for the problem and it would do no
    good to complain.

    Upon arrival at the hotel the next day, he discovered
    that Miami Beach was having a heat wave and its weather
    was almost as uncomfortably hot as Seattle's was cold.
    The desk clerk gave him a message that his wife would arrive
    as planned. He could hardly wait to get to the pool area to cool off,
    and quickly sent his wife an e-mail-but, due to his haste, he made
    an error in the address. His message therefore arrived at the home
    of an elderly preacher's wife whose even older husband had gone to his
    reward only the day before.

    When the grieving widow opened her e-mail, she took one look at
    the monitor, let out an anguished scream, and fell to the floor dead. Her
    family rushed to her room where they saw this message
    on the screen:


    Dearest Wife,

    Departed yesterday as you know. Just now got checked in.
    Some confusion at the gate. Appeal was denied.
    Received confirmation of your arrival tomorrow.

    Your Loving Husband.

    P.S.: Things are not as we thought. You're going to be
    surprised at how hot it is down here.
    </font>
    Bard
    First motorbike in the bible ???? - a Triumph! - 'And yea verily did Moses strike down the ammmanites, - and all the land did hear the roar of his triumph !!!'


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