Family Fortunes

Bard

Oh alright... one more

Genuine answers on the "Family Fortunes" quiz show...

We asked one hundred people to name *something* ... You guess the top answer ...

> A famous Scotsman - Vinny Jones
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> A famous Scotsman - Jock
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> An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers - A horse
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> A jacket potato topping - Jam
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> A sign of the zodiac - April
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> A job a working dog does - Slave
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> Something with a hole in it - A window
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> Something people might be allergic to - Skiing
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> A type of large cat - Persian
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> A type of record - Floppy disc
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> Something associated with pigs - The police
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> A non-living object with legs - A plant
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> A domestic animal - Leopard
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> Something red - My cardigan
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> A kind of ache - Filet-o-fish
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> [To a contestant who was a SOUP salesman] A food that can be easily eaten
> without chewing - Er, chips?
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> Something you beat - An apple
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> A dangerous race (i.e. a motor race or summat) - The Arabs
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> A number you have to memorise - Seven
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> Some famous brothers - Bonnie and Clyde
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> Something that floats in the bath - Water
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> Something in the garden that's green - The shed
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> Something a blind man might use - A sword
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> Something you wear on the beach - A deckchair
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> A famous cowboy - Buck Rogers
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> An animal you might see at a zoo - A dog
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> A famous bridge - The Bridge Over Troubled Waters
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> A part of the body beginning with the letter N - Knee
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> Something you put on walls - Roofs
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> Something you do in the bathroom - Decorate
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> A famous Royal - Mail
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> Something slippery - A con-man
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> A way of cooking fish - Cod
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> A form of transport you can walk around in - My foot
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> A method of securing your home - Put the kettle on
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> Something you do before going to bed - Sleep
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> Something a cat does - Goes to the toilet
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> An animal beginning with the letter B - Bullfrog
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> The last thing you take off before going to bed - Your feet
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> Something that makes you scream - A squirrel
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> Something you have with coffee - The Sunday Sport
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> A song with 'Moon' in the title - 'Blue Suede Moon'
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> Something that flies that doesn't have an engine - A bicycle with wings
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> Something with a red light on it - A Dalek
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> Something you open other than a door - Your bowels

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Bard

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First motorbike in the bible ???? - a Triumph! - 'And yea verily did Moses strike down the ammmanites, - and all the land did hear the roar of his triumph !!!'

Victor

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Bard:
Something you put on walls - Roofs </font>

Well it could be genuine. LOL

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D-Generate

A part of the body beginning with the letter N - Knee

What a genius

Paladin

A dangerous race (i.e. a motor race or summat) - The Arabs

LOL

Hunter-FLUID

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">The last thing you take off before going to bed - Your feet</font>

Classic

[This message has been edited by Hunter-FLUID (edited 17-05-2001).]

RopeDrink

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Something you do before going to bed - Sleep
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lol

DeadBankClerk

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Bard:
Something that flies that doesn't have an engine - A bicycle with wings
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i am actually laughing out loud. hehehehehehhehehehe that is so funny. i would like to marry the person who gave that answer.