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What a mistake-ah to make-ah!

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  • 18-05-2001 12:24am
    #1
    Bard
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    > >A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers.
    > >Guy : "Who is this?"
    > >Maid : "This is the maid.", answered the woman.
    > >Guy : "We don't have a maid!"
    > >Maid : "I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
    > >Guy : "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
    > >Maid : "Ummm .... she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I
    > >just figured was her husband."
    > >The guy is fuming.
    > >Guy : "Listen, would you like to make 50,000?"
    > >Maid : "What do I have to do?"
    > >Guy : "I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot
    > >that witch and the jerk she is with."
    > >The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by
    > >two gunshots. The maid comes back to the phone.
    > >Maid : "What should I do with the bodies?"
    > >Guy : "Throw them in the swimming pool!"
    > >Maid : "What?! There's no pool here?"
    > >Long pause...
    > >Guy : "Uh .... is this 832-4821?"
    > >Maid : "No..."
    > >Guy : "Oh... Sorry... Wrong number..."
    Bard
    First motorbike in the bible ???? - a Triumph! - 'And yea verily did Moses strike down the ammmanites, - and all the land did hear the roar of his triumph !!!'


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    #2
    Megatron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,035 ✭✭✭Megatron


    G'Wan !!! lol ... nice one
    No !!!!! I will crush you with my Bare hands.
    P.S. Avator fromerly know as Gamblor !!


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    strat
    Registered Users Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭strat


    Funny funny but ROFFLE LMAO AT UR SIGNATURE !!!: )


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    nesf
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    Agree on the signature part, original smile.gif


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    Dark-Ninja
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭Dark-Ninja


    ROFL
    n1 whever u got that 1 from
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    Vice Clan Leader and Match Arranger


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    Vokes
    Registered Users Posts: 5,836 ✭✭✭Vokes


    how did he know there would be a gun in the desk, its not his house


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    Dark-Ninja
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭Dark-Ninja


    lol good point smile.gif

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    Bard
    Registered Users Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    Um... 'cos he lives in New York tongue.gif
    Bard
    Never go off on tangents, which are lines that intersect a curve at only one point and were discovered by Euclid, who lived in the 6th century, which was an era dominated by the Goths, who lived in what we now know as Poland.


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