Dayvorce

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A farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit
to a
lawyer.
The lawyer said, " How can I help you? "
The farmer said, " I want to get one of those
dayvorces ".
The lawyer said, " Do you have any grounds? "
The farmer said, " Yes, I got 40 acres ".
The lawyer said, " No, you don't understand, Do you
have a suit ?
The farmer said, " Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to
church on Sundays".
The lawyer said, " No, no, I mean, do you have a
case?".
The farmer said, " No, I ain't got a case, but I
got a
John Deere."
The lawyer said, " No, I mean, do you have a
grudge?".

The farmer said, " Yes, I got a grudge, That's
where I
parks the John Deere"
The lawyer said, " Does your wife beat you up or
something ?".
The farmer said, " No, we both get up at 4:30 ".
The lawyer said, " Is your wife a nagger ?".
The farmer said, " No, she's a little white gal,
but
our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants
a dayvorce!

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Celt

that isnt even remotely funny

Schwarzfahren

Geezz, we're getting very PC around here.

wish

ok, now explain why I shoudl LMAO

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