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this is the best yet !!

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  • 17-05-2001 6:42am
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    Yo Mamma
    Registered Users Posts: 954 ✭✭✭


    This guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a fcukin' checking account"

    To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?"

    "Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a fcukin' checking account right now."

    "Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!"

    The teller left the window and went over to the bank manager and told him about her situation.

    They both returned and the manager asked, "What seems to be the problem here?"

    "There's no damn problem," the man said, "I just won 50 million in the lottery and I want to open a fcukin' checking account in this damn bank!"

    "I see sir," the manager said, "and this fcukin' btich is giving you a hard time?"


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    #2
    Celt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,333 ✭✭✭Celt


    not great


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    #3
    Spunog UIE
    Registered Users Posts: 2,651 ✭✭✭Spunog UIE


    i likes this one. thast why i posted it a week ago. god im getting ratty these last few days.
    hmmmmmmm.


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    RopeDrink
    Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 4,599 CMod ✭✭✭✭RopeDrink


    icon23.gif

    Didn't do anything for me, sorry frown.gif


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    #5
    Yo Mamma
    Registered Users Posts: 954 ✭✭✭Yo Mamma


    pfffffff


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    #6
    El Marco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭El Marco


    HMMMmmmmmmm.......The punch line isnt great.


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    [NON]mojo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 144 ✭✭[NON]mojo


    what exactly is the funny part in this joke?
    Austin 3:16 "You stole my mojo!!"


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    Zapper
    Closed Accounts Posts: 498 ✭✭Zapper


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">this is the best yet !! </font>

    Hmmmm didn't quite live up to the hype biggrin.gif


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    Schwarzfahren
    Closed Accounts Posts: 68 ✭✭Schwarzfahren


    Just goes to show - peoples willingness to bend their principles for money. Not a LOL gag, but a good observation nonetheless.
    "Nam et ipsa scientia potestas est"
    -Francis Bacon
    Schwarzfahren.net


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    TheWolf
    Registered Users Posts: 801 ✭✭✭TheWolf


    neeeeehh, coulda been better. nice try though
    arrrrRRROOOOOOOOOOoooo...


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    c0rk3r
    Registered Users Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭c0rk3r


    ha idiot

    sorry


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    #12
    Oh yeah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 111 ✭✭Oh yeah


    I thought it was quite funny. smile.gif
    Looks to me like that grass could use a little H2Oh Yeah!


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    #13
    Neil3030
    Registered Users Posts: 17,150 ✭✭✭✭Neil3030


    is the joke here that you spelled ****ing and ***** wrong


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    Dark-Ninja
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭Dark-Ninja


    that was meant to be funny? oh, sorry

    ha ha ha frown.gif
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    Vice Clan Leader and Match Arranger


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    Dark-Ninja
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭Dark-Ninja


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by [NON]mojo:
    what exactly is the funny part in this joke?

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    exactly what i was thinking
    frown.gif

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    Vice Clan Leader and Match Arranger


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    FreaK_BrutheR
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    Humourless fools.

    nice one yo mamma.
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