50" (now if ya don't get this one.....)

nesf

lol

nice

smoke.me.a.kipper

thats a bit retarded. poor show azezil.

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- Ciaran

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"
-Nietzsche</font>

azezil

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by smoke-me-a-kipper:
thats a bit retarded. poor show azezil.
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what !! its a really funny joke!!!!

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"just because you're not paraniod, doesn't mean they're not after you!"

Kolodny

Class! LOL

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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

smoke.me.a.kipper

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by azezil:
what !! its a really funny joke!!!!

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it's funny alright. just not very funny. i ya know what i mean. i've seen u do much better.

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- Ciaran

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"
-Nietzsche</font>

azezil

oooooohhh! lol i thought u miss interpeted the joke n took offence r sumtin LOL

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"just because you're not paraniod, doesn't mean they're not after you!"

Panda

Kipper that was a funny joke, quit being a spam hoe.

Celt

cop the **** on kento you ass

Neil3030

Not the best...

TheWolf

ahhhh, it was alright

El Marco

you know my freinds will be hearin that tommorrow

boddah

LOL, shurrup, the lorra ye
its a brilliant joke!

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Durty auld MORRIS drums...
they're fu*kin' great!!

Dark-Ninja

rofl, hehehehe good 1 there

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|** Signing Off **|
[-FI-]-Dark-Ninja-
Vice Clan Leader and Match Arranger

azezil

A man with a 50 inch long penis goes to his doctor to complain that he is unable to get any women to have sex with hime. They all tell me that my penis is too long.

"Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "is there any way you can shorten it?"

The doctor replied, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But, I do know this witch who may be able to help you." So the doctor gives him directions to the witch. The man calls upon the witch and relays his story.

"Witch, my penis is 50 inches long and I can't get any women to have sex with me. Can you help me shorten it?"

The witch asked him to "Pull it out and let me look at it." The man uncoils his 50 inch penis. The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then replies, "I think I have a solution to your problem.
What you have to do is go to this pond deep in the forest. In the pond you will see a frog sitting on a log who can help solve your dilemma. First you must ask the frog, will you marry me? Each time the frog declines your proposal, your penis will be 10 inches shorter.

The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He came upon the pond and sure enough, there was this frog on a log. He called out to the frog, "Will you marry me?" The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied. "NO".

The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 10 inches shorter. "WOW," he screamed out loud. "This is great!! But it's still too long at 40 inches, so I'll ask the frog to marry me again."

"Frog, will you marry me?" the guy shouted. The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, "NO!" The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down, and it was another 10 inches shorter. The man laughed, "This is fantastic." He looked down at his penis again, 30 inces long, and reflected for a moment. Thirty inches is still a monster, just a little less would be ideal. So, I'll ask the frog to marry me one more time.
Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, "Frog, will you marry me?" The frog looked back across the pond shaking it head,

NO!......NO!......and for the last time......NO!!!"

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"just because you're not paraniod, doesn't mean they're not after you!"

Lenny

haha
Tha was a really good one
rofl