EXCELLENT JOKE SITE!

Dark-Ninja

Some of you may already know it, but theres a really class web site full of jokes (from yo mamma's so... jokes to blond jokes t dirty jokes to microsoft resteraunt jokes) there all there, excellent site

www.lotsofjokes.com

heres a sample :

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Chinese prununciations:
Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man - Dum Gai

Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni

Your price is too high!!! - No Bai Dam Thing!!

Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?

Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?

That was an unauthorized execution - Lin Ching

I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?

Do you know lyrics to the Macarena? - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

Blond Jokes Part I:

Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?

A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.


Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?

A. Nothing, they haven't met!


Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob?

A. Because everyone gets a turn.


Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.


Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

A. Pull the pin and throw it back.


Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

A. Pregnant
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That's enuff for now, theres so many more i could read this site for days its truly excellent

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