Joe's Appartment.

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>Joe leased an apartment and went
> > to the lobby to put
>his name on his mailbox. While
> > there, an attractive
>young lady came out of the
> > apartment next to the
>mailboxes wearing a robe. Joe
> > smiled at the young
>woman and she started a
> > conversation with him. As they
>talked, her robe slipped open, and
> > it was obvious that
>she had nothing else on. Poor Joe
> > broke out into a
> > > > > > > > > > > sweat trying to maintain eye
> > contact.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > After a few minutes, she placed
> > her hand on his arm
> > > > > > > > > > > and said, "Let's go to my
> > apartment, I hear someone
> > > > > > > > > > > coming."
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > He followed her into her
> > apartment, she closed the
> > > > > > > > > > > door and leaned against it,
> > allowing her robe to fall
> > > > > > > > > > > off completely. Now nude, she
> > purred at him, "What
> > > > > > > > > > > would you say is my best feature?"
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Flustered and embarrassed, Joe
> > finally squeaked, "It's
> > > > > > > > > > > got to be your ears!"
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Astounded and a little hurt she
> > asked, "My ears? Look
> > > > > > > > > > > at these breasts; they are full
> > and 100% natural! I
> > > > > > > > > > > work out every day! My butt is
> > firm and solid! Look at
> > > > > > > > > > > my skin....no blemishes anywhere!
> > How can you feel the
> > > > > > > > > > > best part of my body is my ears?"
> > .. > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Clearing his throat, Joe
> > stammered, "Outside, when you
> > > > > > > > > > > said you heard someone
> > coming...That was me."

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