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Letter to B&Q

  • 16-02-2005 1:35pm
    #1
    okidoki987
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,622 ✭✭✭✭


    Dear Sir/Madam

    My heartiest congratulations to you on getting your B&Q yacht, skippered
    by Ellen Mc Arthur, to leave the UK on 28th November 2004, sail 27,354
    miles around the world and arrive back 72 days later.

    Now, could you please let me know when the f**king kitchen I ordered 96
    days ago will be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away ?

    Yours sincerely

    John Roberts


Comments

  • #2
    Maximilian
    Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    Someone should move this to the B&Q customer service forum.


  • #3
    Metallicababe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 92 ✭✭Metallicababe


    jaysus hilarious!!!!!!!!


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