Problem Page

nesf

Not sure if this has been up recently, but don't worry! It's not very funny anyway

This is a direct transcript of a real letter in a problem page of a New Zealand magazine.

Dear Problem Page, I am a sailor in the New Zealand Navy. My parents live in a suburb of Seatoun and one of my sisters, who lives in PalmerstonNorth, is married to a guy from Liverpool, England. My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Auckland. I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Mt.Eden Prison, Auckland, for the rape & murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the other
currently being held in the Wellington remand centre on charges of incest with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in Christchurch and indeed is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel, however, her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with a sexually transmitted disease. We intend to marry as soon as possible, and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancée utilising her knowledge of the industry, working as the manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team, although I would prefer them not to continue to prostitute themselves, at least it would get them off the streets, and hopefully, the heroin.

My problem is this: I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her.

Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being a Scouser?

smoke.me.a.kipper

lol, lol, lol

very good!

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"
-Nietzsche</font>

Trojan

Been around a long time. Seen various incarnations, my favorite was "should I tell her about my cousin who works for Microsoft"

Al.

nesf

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Trojan:
Been around a long time. Seen various incarnations, my favorite was "should I tell her about my cousin who works for Microsoft"

Al.</font>

Yeah I prefer that version, but I thought I might post that up for the kiddies

Another one,
"Why did the chicken.....

Hunter-FLUID

LOL.....Very Nice

Lucifer

LOL