"ACCEPTABLE EXCUSES"

azezil

Not sure if this was posted recently or not, worth another post ne-way


A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research project be turned in on time. He said there were only two acceptable excuses
for late projects:

1) A certifiable medical excuse
2) A death in the student's immediate family

A smart-ass student raised his hand and asked, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" As expected, this caused an explosion of laughter. After the class had
settled down, the professor froze the student with a glaring look and said, "Well, in that case, I guess you would just have to learn how to write with your other hand."

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nesf

I've heard it recently, not sure if it was posted here though.

D-Generate

There was a very similar joke posted here about a month ago

Lucifer

ye i seen it last time it was ere, still good though