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a couple of chucklers =)

Shagus · 2001-05-24 16:12:00

A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the husband replied, "In-laws." A young and foolish pilot…

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A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted
to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and
pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours?"

"Yep," the husband replied, "In-laws."

A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation
frequencies. So, this was his first time approaching a field
during the nighttime.

Instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said:
"Guess who?"

The controller switched the field lights off and replied: "Guess
where!"

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