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A Stormer of a Blonde

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  • 24-05-2001 5:09pm
    #1
    Shagus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 234 ✭✭


    A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her. She goes
    to his apartment to check on him, and sure enough, she opens
    the door to finds him in the arms of a buxom redhead. She is
    deeply enraged, and yet at the same time, shattered by his
    utter duplicity. Overcome with emotion, she brings out a gun
    and points it at her own temple.

    The boyfriend yells "No! Don't do it! I'm sorry! I love you!"

    She ****s the hammer and screams, "Shutup, you *******! You're
    next!"

    One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was
    tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the
    light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will
    you sleep with me tonight?"

    The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't
    dear," she said, "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."

    A long silence was broken at last by a shaken little voice
    saying, "The big sissy."



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    #2
    Dark-Ninja
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭Dark-Ninja


    lol, moderately funny
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    [-FI-]-Dark-Ninja-
    Vice Clan Leader and Match Arranger


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