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Drunk Driving Seals

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  • 24-05-2001 5:27pm
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    Shagus
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    There were two old men sitting on a park bench. A blonde woman walks by.

    One old man says to the other one, "Ever sleep with a blonde?"

    The other old man says, "Many a time. Many a time."

    A brunette then walks by. The old man says to the other, "Ever
    sleep with a brunette?"

    The other old man says, "Many a time. Many a time."

    A redhead walks by, and the old man says to the other, "Ever
    sleep with a redhead?"

    The other old man says, "Not a wink."

    When the mother returned from the grocery store, her small son
    pulled out the box of animal crackers he had begged for, then
    he spread the animal-shaped crackers all over the kitchen
    counter.

    "What are you doing?" his mom asked.

    "The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the
    boy explained, "and I'm looking for the seal."

    A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police.

    "What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?"
    asks the cop.

    "I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act."

    "Oh yeah?" says the doubtful cop, "Lets see you do it."

    The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully.

    A couple driving by slows down to watch.

    "Wow," says the driver to his wife, "I'm glad I quit drinking.
    Look at the test they're giving now!"



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