1 Crap, 1 old and 1 ok one ;)

Shagus

The lawyer was reading out the Will of a rich man to the
people mentioned in the Will:

"To my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in the rough times,
as well as the good, the house and $2 million.

"To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in illness and
kept the business going, the yacht, the business and $1
million.

"And to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me and
thought I would not remember him in my Will, you were wrong:

Hello Dan!"

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Two men play golf each week, and have a wager as to who is
going to win. One week there are these two women at the hole
ahead of them. They're hitting the ball all over the place.
They have no idea how to play. They're just there having a
good old time.

The two men want to finish their game. One of them decides to
ask the women if they can play through. He goes up the hill,
then comes back down.

He tells his friend "I can't do it. One's my wife, the other's
my mistress."

The other guy says "No problem, I understand."

So he goes up the hill. He comes back down and says, "Small
world isn't it?"

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The other day I walked into a bakery and there were two
doughnuts, a big one and a little one. I picked up the big
donut and this women goes, "Hey don't be greedy you shouldn't
have that big doughnut all to yourself!"

So I replied, "Well I'm at the front of the line! Anyway which
one would you have chosen?"

The women said, "The little one, of course!"

"So what are you moaning for, I left it for you!" I replied.

Lenny

The last one is kinda funny

Paladin

The middle joke was funny