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A mans best friend

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  • 24-05-2001 6:22pm
    #1
    Shagus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 234 ✭✭


    A blind man was out with his guide dog one day when they
    stopped to cross the road. The dog promptly ****ed on the
    blind man's leg. The blind man then put his hand in his pocket
    and took out a biscuit. He then leaned down to the dog to give
    him the biscuit.

    A man who had watched all of this went over to the blind man
    and said to him, "The dog just ****ed on your leg. why are you
    giving him a biscuit?"

    The blind man replied, "I'm not rewarding him, I'm just
    trying to find his head so I can kick him in the ass!"


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    #2
    nesf
    Registered Users Posts: 27,645 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    I must hand it to you, you've far more patience with cutting and pasting than I do biggrin.gif


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    #3
    Shagus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 234 ✭✭Shagus


    Why thank you smile.gif

    all through email tho wink.gif not ripping from any sites smile.gif Have to admit, they're all written pretty well smile.gif

    not just simple'why did the chicken cross the road' smile.gif its more 'Mark the fowl was having a bit of a delema'

    =)

    Bal


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    #4
    Dark-Ninja
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭Dark-Ninja


    That is classic
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    Vice Clan Leader and Match Arranger


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