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  • 24-05-2001 1:37pm
    #1
    Shagus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 234 ✭✭


    John receives a phone call. "Hello," he answers.

    The voice on the other end says, "This is Susan. We met at a
    party about 3 months ago."

    John: "Hmm... Susan? About 3 months ago?"

    Susan: "Yes, it was at Bill's house. After the party you took
    me home. On the way we parked and got into the back seat. You
    told me I was a good sport."

    John: "Oh, yeah! Susan! How are you?"

    Susan: "I'm pregnant and I'm going to kill myself."

    John: "Say, you ARE a good sport."


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