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  • 25-05-2001 2:08pm
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    azezil
    Registered Users Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭


    A college student was in a Logic class, where a class discussion about whether or not God exists was in progress. The professor had the following logic: "Has anyone in this class heard God?" Nobody spoke.

    "Has anyone in this class touched God?" Again, nobody spoke. "Has anyone in this class seen God?" When nobody spoke for the 3rd time, he simply stated, "Then there is no GOD!"

    The student did not like the sound of this at all, and asked for permission to speak. The professor granted it, and the student stood up and asked the following questions of his classmates:

    "Has anyone in this class heard our professor's brain?"
    Silence. "Has anyone in this class touched our professor's brain?" Absolute silence.

    "Has anyone in this class seen our professor's brain?"
    When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded, "Then, according to our professor's logic, it must be true that our professor has no brain!"
    "just because you're not paraniod, doesn't mean they're not after you!"


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