A GOOD JOKE- pls read

Dark-Ninja

God is makin all the countries, and he says:
"I'm going to make everything fair, when i make a perfect country, i make a bad country with it".

So hes makin the countries and he makes New Zealand, and he says:
"Ahhh what a perfect country, this will be my favourite"

His side kick says: "But what about this fair country business?"

"Oh yea, thats all sorted out, look at the VVankers i put next to em!"

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Dark-Ninja

Actually, reading that over, that joke suxors, never mind

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Zee Dude

It would be funny to New Zealanders.

BlitzKrieg

It would be good here if u put it as

New Zealand = Ireland

VVankers = England (no offence just as traditional irish joke, slagging brits

Zapper

Hoi! I'd prefer "slagging the english" - rather than slagging the British...what the hell have ye got against the Scottish - Your Celtic cousins

smoke.me.a.kipper

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Zapper:
Hoi! I'd prefer "slagging the english" - rather than slagging the British...what the hell have ye got against the Scottish - Your Celtic cousins </font>

or the Welsh

Schwarzfahren

Ummm...They have an unpronouncable language?

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smoke.me.a.kipper

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Schwarzfahren:
Ummm...They have an unpronouncable language?

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well if it's a language then it can't be unpronouncable!!

BlitzKrieg

sorry didnt mean offence shoulda said english not brits, nothin against scots or welsh sorry

El Marco

Is real.
Do most peeps in ireland dislike the english.
cause i dislike them my freinds do and so do yous.

(I use dislike because hate is a harsh word)

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Dark-Ninja

Erk i learn welsh in school,

Rydw i'n hoffi counterstrikeiau achos mae'n gem llawn sgil a gyffroes. Rwy'n hoffi sexi mercher.

Translation:
I like counterstrike becuase it is a game of skill and is exciting. I also like sexy women

****ing school, ahhhh get it out get it out

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BlitzKrieg

uhmm i dont h8 the english, its just well if wanna get a crowd on a site with IE at the end of it address its likely u will have to say a nationlist joke to get the cheers.

the fnj

This is how I heard the joke.

Gaberial is talking to god one day and Gd starts to tell him about the new world he is making.

God tells Gaberial that everything will be balanced on earth. He points to the artic "That will be very cold" Then he points to Africa " Thats Africa gaberial it will be very hot" "Over there is north America it will be rich and there is south america it will be poor" Gaberial is amazed but then he see's a tiny green island he points to it and asks "God what is that place called" God says "Oh thats Ireland thats my favourite place of all, it will produce the greatest writers and musicans and people will flock to it to drink a special black drink they make there" Gaberial is impressed but then he asks god "What about balance God?" .... " Ah sure wait till you see the Wánkers I put beside them!"

I think thats funnier

Dark-Ninja

Ah yes but i wouldve said it with Ireland except :

Wánkers = Northern Ireland?
England? Wales? Scotland? UK?

Those r the only countires "Next to" Ireland, therefore doesent actually make it that funny

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Bard

ugh... you told it wrong. hate tha'...

here's one of the original versions, based on Canada- it's fairly adaptable...

> Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six
> > days.
> > Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh
> > day. He
> > inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of
> > satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds,
> > "Look Michael, look what I've made."
> >
> > Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said,
> >
> > "What is it?"
> >
> > "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to

> > call it
> > Earth and it's
> > going to be a great place of balance."
> >
> > "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
> >
> > God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example,
> > Northern
> > Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while
Southern
> > Europe
> > is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot.
> >
> > Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is

> > a
> > continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different
> > countries.
> >
> > "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very

> > cold
> > and covered in ice."
> >
> > The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large
> > landmass in
> > the top corner and asked, "What's that one?"
> >
> > "Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious place on Earth.
> > There are
> > beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite>
> > coastline. The
> > people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous
> > and
> > they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be
> > extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will
be
> > known
> > throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also
> > going to
> > give them super-human, undefeatable ice hockey players who will be
> > admired
> > and feared by all who come across them."
> >
> > Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed; "What
> > about
> > balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!"
> >
> > God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth ba$tards I'm
> > putting
> > next to them...
>
>

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Hunter-FLUID

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by The FANJ:

Gaberial is talking to god one day and Gd starts to tell him about the new world he is making.

God tells Gaberial that everything will be balanced on earth. He points to the artic "That will be very cold" Then he points to Africa " Thats Africa gaberial it will be very hot" "Over there is north America it will be rich and there is south america it will be poor" Gaberial is amazed but then he see's a tiny green island he points to it and asks "God what is that place called" God says "Oh thats Ireland thats my favourite place of all, it will produce the greatest writers and musicans and people will flock to it to drink a special black drink they make there" Gaberial is impressed but then he asks god "What about balance God?" .... " Ah sure wait till you see the Wánkers I put beside them!"
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That is a lot funnier....HEHE

Victor

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by smoke-me-a-kipper:
well if it's a language then it can't be unpronouncable!! </font>

Yes many a fine piece of literature has benn written in C++.

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strat

gawd that sucked

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