THIS JOKE R0X0RS

Dark-Ninja

Theres a guy who's driving down the road in his new flash car. Red covertable merc, he's blowing along, 80 mph on a 30 mph road. He's Singing a song, it goes "twenty-one to-day, twenty-one to-day, wooah woah woah woah twenty-one today YAY" and repeating it over and over while driving along.
A police man stops him for speeding, while the man is singing this song the policeman says, "Wow! its your birthday! ok then i wont give you a ticket, just watch it, ok" The fat policeman drives off. The man speeds off again singing the song. Suddenly, a English man walking across the road is flattened by him, he does nothing about it, and carries on.
He sings,
"Twenty two to-day, twenty two to-day,...."

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TheWolf

lol, good one ninja

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Bomberman

lol nice 1

richindub2

Hehe, not too bad

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richindub2

Hehe, not too bad

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Dark-Ninja

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rich double post? spamspamspamspamspam

i always liked that joke, dunno where i heard it mind.

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smoke.me.a.kipper

yes, very good.

Paladin

ROFL
Thats brilliant

SHADOW

hehe
very funneh...

D-Generate

I heard that before but it is not fit for posting in here as the Welsh word was replaced with black

Dark-Ninja

actually the welsh word was replaced with ENGLISH, i don't believe in black/white racism, but slaggin the english is ok

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El Marco

Soz to say, good joke but really really old

azezil

LMAO
reminds me of that joke about the truck driver n lawyers...can't remember how it went do'h!!

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strat

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by El Marco:
Soz to say, good joke but really really old </font>

ur damn right
its as auld as the hills !

Squire

The truck driver/lawyer joke is this (I think!):

One day a truck driver was cruising down the road, when he saw a priest with his thumb out looking to hitch-hike. So being the gent he is he pulls over, opens the door and the priest hops in.
"Blessed be you son, for giving an old man a lift in his time of need." said the priest.

"No problems father, great to have a bit of company." said the truck driver.

A few miles further down the road, the truck driver spotted a lawyer walking on the side of the road, and instinctively began to swerve towards him to cream him, but then remembered he had holy company with him and straightened out the truck, just missing the lawyer.

"Sorry Father, nearly hit that lawyer back there."

"Not to worry son, I got him with the door."

Squiz

Squire

The truck driver/lawyer joke is this (I think!):

One day a truck driver was cruising down the road, when he saw a priest with his thumb out looking to hitch-hike. So being the gent he is he pulls over, opens the door and the priest hops in.
"Blessed be you son, for giving an old man a lift in his time of need." said the priest.

"No problems father, great to have a bit of company." said the truck driver.

A few miles further down the road, the truck driver spotted a lawyer walking on the side of the road, and instinctively began to swerve towards him to cream him, but then remembered he had holy company with him and straightened out the truck, just missing the lawyer.

"Sorry Father, nearly hit that lawyer back there."

"Not to worry son, I got him with the door."

Squiz

Dark-Ninja

lol thats a good 1

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richindub2

See, wasnt only me that posted twice cuz of lag

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