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Teddy bears

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  • 24-05-2001 6:54pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 21,264 ✭✭✭✭


    TEDDY BEAR

    A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they
    end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she
    shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is
    completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears on a
    shelf all the way along the floor medium sized ones on a shelf a
    little higher, and huge bears on the top shelf.

    The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a collection
    of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but he decides
    not to mention this to her. He turns to her... they kiss... and
    then they rip each others clothes off and make love.

    After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together
    in the afterglow, the man rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how
    was it?"

    The woman says, "You can have any prize from the bottom shelf."


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭Dark-Ninja


    LOL n1

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,333 ✭✭✭Celt


    dont get it


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    hehehe. good 'un!

    and White, whats not to get??

    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">"Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one"</font>


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