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Alchohol Warning

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  • 21-05-2001 10:34pm
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    TheWolf
    Registered Users Posts: 801 ✭✭✭


    Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer brewers have accepted the FDA’s suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:
    1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.
    2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
    3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
    4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
    5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
    6. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
    7. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
    8. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
    9. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
    10. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
    11. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
    12. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
    13. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
    14. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
    arrrrRRROOOOOOOOOOoooo...


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    T.G Catter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭T.G Catter


    FUNNY!


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    Lenny
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,389 Mod ✭✭✭✭Lenny


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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    that is very true biggrin.gif


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    Dark-Ninja
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭Dark-Ninja


    wow 2 ppl posting bout the same stuff, on a same topic.
    grreeaaattt smile.gif
    |** Signing Off **|
    [-FI-]-Dark-Ninja-
    Vice Clan Leader and Match Arranger


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    #5
    Lucy_la_morte
    Closed Accounts Posts: 938 ✭✭✭Lucy_la_morte


    Whoa....
    Miaow.

    Lucy la morte.


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    Victor
    Registered Users Posts: 78,371 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by TheWolf:
    4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. </font>

    I only told her once and that got me in enough s***...... "I love you, but not in a bad way...."

    Changing call sign to SIERRA PAPA OSCAR OSCAR FOXTROT.


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    strat
    Registered Users Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭strat


    lol very funny biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif


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    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    funny AND true.
    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">"Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one"</font>


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