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2 alright jokes about words...

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  • 01-06-2001 10:34am
    #1
    TheWolf
    Registered Users Posts: 801 ✭✭✭


    Words were the big topic of the million pound gameshow where Professor Geewhizz challenged the audience to stump him with a word he couldn't put into a sentence.
    "Garn!" shouted a bloke in the third row.
    "Garn?" said the professor, "Garn? It's not a swear word is it?"
    "No," said the punter, "Garn".
    Time elapsed, the buzzer went and the crowd applauded.
    "You've stumped him," said the MC, "How do you use the word, sir?"
    "Garn get fu<ked," said the punter and the show was closed immediatly.
    It took the network 12 months to get over it. Finally they had the gumption to start it up again with the rule that they would have to screen the audience in future.
    On the opening night they scrutinised each member of the audience as they arrived before asking the first word.
    A man in the third row wearing a priests dog collar and a beard put his hand up. "Smee," he said.
    "Smee?" said the professor, "Smee?" The seconds ticked away and he was forced to concede on the first word.
    After the appluase had died down the MC asked the punter: "How do you use the word?"
    The punter stood up, pulled of his fake beard and said "Smee again. Garn get fu<ked!"
    The English teacher was seeking an example of the word 'contagious' and little Billy's hand went up like a rocket.
    "Only last Sunday," he said, "a big truck full of oranges nearly forced Da's car off the road. And as it swerved around the next bend the truck lost its load and my Da said he hoped it would take that contagious to pick up all those oranges."
    arrrrRRROOOOOOOOOOoooo...


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