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Where's Jesus from

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  • 01-06-2001 10:52am
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    (Normally I don't do ethnic jokes, but this one was pretty funny) ;-)

    Scholars have long debated the exact ethnicity and nationality of Jesus. Recently, at a theological meeting in Rome, scholars had a heated debate on this subject. One by one, they offered their evidence.............

    THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN:
    1. His first name was Jesus
    2. He was bilingual
    3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.

    But then there were equally good arguments that JESUS WAS BLACK:
    1. He called everybody "brother"
    2. He liked Gospel
    3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

    But then there were equally good arguments that JESUS WAS JEWISH:
    1. He went into His Father's business
    2. He lived at home until he was 33
    3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was God.

    But then there were equally good arguments that JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
    1. He talked with his hands
    2. He had wine with every meal
    3. He used olive oil.

    But then there were equally good arguments that JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN:
    1. He never cut his hair
    2. He walked around barefoot
    3. He started a new religion.

    But then there were equally good arguments that JESUS WAS IRISH:
    1. He never got married
    2. He was always telling stories
    3. He loved green pastures.

    But perhaps the most compelling evidence that JESUS WAS A WOMAN:
    1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
    2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who JUST DIDN'T GET IT!
    3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for him to do.



    arrrrRRROOOOOOOOOOoooo...


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