Parrot joke

TheWolf

The pet shop owner had difficulty selling a parrot. Each time a customer got interested the parrot would say: "P*** off, fu<k-face."
Finally the shopkeeper decided that if it could talk so well it could be educated to say phrases other than swearing. He tied a string to each leg of the parrot and repeated a phrase constantly while pulling the string at the same time.
After six months the parrot was for sale again and a customer noticed the strings attached to the parrots legs.
"Try pulling on the left leg" said the shopkeeper to the interested customer. He did and the bird responded with "Hello, have a nice day."
The customer pulled the string on the other leg and got another pleasant response: "Hello mate, whats new?"
The customer was impressed. "What happens if I pull both strings together?"
The parrot responded: "I'd fall off the fu<kin perch ya stupid b*****d!"

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arrrrRRROOOOOOOOOOoooo...

WhiteWashMan

ahahahahaha!]nice1

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One Of your Imps Does A Good Impersonation Of You
He Can Even Do The Ears.....

Shagus

nice one