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  • 01-06-2001 2:27pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 234 ✭✭


    A lawyer awoke in a hospital bed after a complicated
    operation, and found that the curtains were drawn around him.

    "Why are the curtains closed?" he asked. "Is it night?"

    A nurse replied, "No, it is just that there is a fire across
    the street, and we didn't want you waking up and thinking that
    the operation was unsuccessful."

    ~~~

    While filling out an employment application, a man paused
    over this question:

    "Person to notify in case of an accident."

    Finally he wrote, "Anybody in sight."



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  • Registered Users Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Shagus:
    A lawyer awoke in a hospital bed after a complicated
    operation, and found that the curtains were drawn around him.

    "Why are the curtains closed?" he asked. "Is it night?"

    A nurse replied, "No, it is just that there is a fire across
    the street, and we didn't want you waking up and thinking that
    the operation was unsuccessful."
    </font>

    i dont get it?


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    OOOOOh i just got it! she's implying if the operation was unsuccessful he'd be in hell!


    "just because you're not paraniod, doesn't mean they're not after you!"

    [This message has been edited by azezil (edited 03-06-2001).]


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    ahhh, bit obscure eh?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 247 ✭✭sword


    Shagus where u find all these. WAN!
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