If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)

Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

one liners

sword · 2001-06-04 23:18:00

1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from. 3) What's the difference between a b1tch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a b1tch sleeps with everybody at the party except…

Options

05-06-2001 12:18am

#1

sword

Closed Accounts Posts: 247 ✭✭

Join Date: April 2001

Posts: 216

1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mother.

2) How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.

3) What's the difference between a b1tch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a b1tch sleeps with
everybody at the party except you.

4) What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

5) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

6) What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
driving.

7) What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?
A mechanic.

8) Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

9) Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
She is the one who can eat the last donut.

10) Jewish dilemma:
Free PORK.

11) The three words most hated by men during sex:
"Are you in?"

12) The three words women hate to hear when having sex:
"Honey, I'm home!"

13) Why do men take showers instead of baths?
p1ssing in the bath water is disgusting.

14) Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
When you take it off, you wonder where her tits went
-BP-oxxx{::::::::::::::::::::>

The Beating posse's site
oxxy2k_1@hotmail.com
clan_bp@hotmail.com
#-bp-clan on quakenet irc
JOIN US!!

[This message has been edited by sword (edited 04-06-2001).]

0