Condom Jokes, Warning

nesf

Imagine if all major retailers started producing condoms.....

Sainsbury Condoms making life taste better

Tesco Condoms every little helps

Nike Condoms Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms The ride of your life.

Galaxy Condoms Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC Condoms Finger, Licking good.

Minstrals Condoms Melt in your mouth , not in your hands.

Safeway condoms Lightening the load..

Abbey national condoms Because life is complicated enough.

Coca cola condoms The real thing.

Ever ready condoms Keep going and going.

Duracell condoms up to six times longer.

Macintosh condoms It does more, it costs less, it's that simple

Pringle condoms Once you pop, you can't stop

Burger king condoms Home of the whopper

Goodyear condoms " for a longer ride go wide "

FCUK condoms no comment required.

Muller light condoms so much pleasure, but where's the pain.

Flash condoms Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work.

Halford condoms we go the extra mile.

On digital condoms plug and play !!!!

Royal mail condoms I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms Soft, strong and very very long.

Renault condoms size really does matter!

Shreddies condoms keeps it locked up till lunch time.

Danone Water condoms with calcium for better bones!!

Pedigree Chum condoms Doggy Style

Da Bounca

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Minstrals Condoms Melt in your mouth , not in your hands.</font>

im sure you mean M&M's ph00l.


im sure theres a Mr.Kipling joke in there somewhere too.

DeadBankClerk

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Da'Bounca:
im sure theres a Mr.Kipling joke in there somewhere too.</font>

exceedingly good.
crammed full of all
your favourite fillings.



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Da Bounca

why did the condom fly around the room?

beacause he was ****ed off.

lol. i laughed anyway.

smoke.me.a.kipper

ok, ok, i put all my posts into one... and deleted the others..

Burger King condoms: It takes two hands to hold a Whopper

Alka Seltzer condoms: Try it, you'll like it.

Audi condoms: Vorsprung Durch Technik

American Express condoms: Don't leave home without it

Microsoft condoms: where do you want to go today?

Coors condoms: Get loose with coors.

Kellogg's Rice Krispies condoms: Snap! Crackle! Pop!

Whiskas Condoms: Eight out of ten cats prefer it

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Lump

TEE HEE, I LOVE DIRTY JOKES..... UGHGHGHGHGHGGH

John

DeadBankClerk

bulmers condoms: all in thier own good time.

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oeNeo

roffle
i will laugh myself to sleep after reading that

BlitzKrieg

Uhmm just thought of this


Asda Proce Condoms: followed by pictue of man smacking the condom o some genital or buttocks area


i aint good with jokes

sword

Heres some more:

>1. Cover your stump before you hump
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>2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
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>3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
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>4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
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>5. Don't be a loner, coner your boner
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>6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
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>7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
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>8. If you think she's spunky cover your monkey
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>9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomise
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>10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your Peter
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>11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
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>12. If you go in to heat, package your meat
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>13. While your undressing venus, dress up your penis
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>14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser
mouse
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>15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
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>16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
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>17. Don't be a fool, vulcanise your tool
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>18. The right selection will protect your erection
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>19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
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>20. A crank with armour will never harm her
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>21. No glove, no love

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Oh yeah

In days of old when men were bold and condoms weren't invented, they wrapped their socks around theie ****s and went on quite contented..

Old one.

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