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  • 06-06-2001 4:37pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭


    sounds about rite rofl! biggrin.gif

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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,468 ✭✭✭Evil Phil


    A primary teacher starts a new job at a school in Limerick and,
    trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her
    class that she is a Limerick fan.

    She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Limerick
    fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

    The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why
    didn't you raise your hand?"

    "Because I'm not a Limerick fan," she replied.

    The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well, if you're not a Limerick fan,
    then who are you a fan of?"

    "I'm a Dublin fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
    The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why, pray tell, are
    you a Dublin fan?"

    "Because my Mum and Dad are from Dublin, and my mum is a Dublin
    fan and my dad is a Dublin fan, so I'm a Dublin fan too!"

    "Well," said the teacher, in a obviously annoyed tone, "that's no
    reason for you to be a Dublin fan. You don't have to be just like
    your parents all of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute
    and your dad was a drug addict and car thief, what would you be
    then?"

    "Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a Tipp fan."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 111 ✭✭Oh yeah


    Yes, it's nice to live here in Tipp. smile.gif

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    - Hehe, that cracks me up. Oh yeah...


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Groan......

    John


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭El Marco


    wats this Tip?
    Is it foreign?


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