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Not To Say To Police men

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  • 05-06-2001 12:25am
    #1
    sword
    Closed Accounts Posts: 247 ✭✭


    1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

    2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

    3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

    4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

    5. Are You Andy or Barney?

    6. I thought you had to be in relatively good
    physical condition to be a police officer.

    7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

    8. I pay your salary!

    9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,too!

    10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

    11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

    12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
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    #2
    Al Stal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5 ✭Al Stal


    Meh.


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    #3
    El Marco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭El Marco


    ohhhhhhhh *DON'T* say them confused.gif

    (Insert quote here)


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    #4
    Bard
    Registered Users Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    A garda pulled me over before (in Tallaght, no less) for breaking a red light. He says to me: "Do you know what colour red is?" ... and damn, I was so tempted to say "Ahhh gee, I dunno... would it be RED, officer dick for a brain?"

    ... but I didn't.

    I said "yes"... and of course that put him into ultra-patronising-b@stard mode...

    then again, if I'd said "no"... it could'a been worse wink.gif

    I've always been very friendly to them- sometimes to the point of them looking back utterly confused not knowing whether I'm taking the p|ss or not...

    "thank you officer, you're a really nice man, you know... and that's a smashing tie!"


    Bard
    "Henry! The cat wants to go out!" ... "Oh dear, Min! Is he on fire, again?"


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