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Sleepless in New York

Shagus · 2001-06-08 12:25:00

A man approached a local in a village he was visiting. "What's the quickest way to New York?" The local scratched his head. "Are you walking or driving?" he asked the stranger. "I'm driving." "That's the quickest way, then!" ~~~ Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning? A: Because they don't have…

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Shagus

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A man approached a local in a village he was visiting.

"What's the quickest way to New York?"

The local scratched his head. "Are you walking or driving?" he
asked the stranger.

"I'm driving."

"That's the quickest way, then!"

~~~

Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?
A: Because they don't have balls to scratch.

Q: How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
A: He's breathing.

Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: No one knows...It's never been done.

~~~

Waking up after a restless night, the wife turned to her
husband and frowned. "I can't believe it! All night long you
kept cursing me in your sleep!"

The husband replied, "Who was sleeping?"

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