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Takeoff into pants

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  • 08-06-2001 1:31pm
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    Shagus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 234 ✭✭


    A plane was taking off from the airport. After it reached a nice
    cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the
    intercom, "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
    Welcome to Flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los
    Angeles. The weather ahead is good and we should have a smooth
    flight, Now sit back and relax. - OH MY GOD!"

    Silence.

    Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said: "Ladies and
    Gentlemen, I an so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was
    talking the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and
    spilled it in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

    A passenger in Coach said to the person sitting next to him:
    "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"


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    #2
    Shagus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 234 ✭✭Shagus


    oi loike this one smile.gif


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    #3
    El Marco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭El Marco


    I like it. Good stuff.


    (W0000T Post 100)


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    #4
    El Marco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭El Marco


    No this is post 100 W000T


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    #5
    Lump
    Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    HA HA HA Love it smile.gif

    John


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