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Bringing her in Ecstasy

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  • 06-06-2001 12:56am
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    TheWolf
    Registered Users Posts: 801 ✭✭✭


    The Italian says, "When I'vea finished a makina da love with my girlfriend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floatsa 6 inches abovea da bed in ecstasy".

    The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished making ze love with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy".

    The Englishman says, "Mate, that's nothing. When I've finished shagging my bird, I get out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe my dick on the curtains. She hits the f#cking roof!"


    arrrrRRROOOOOOOOOOoooo...


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    Hunter-FLUID
    Closed Accounts Posts: 236 ✭✭Hunter-FLUID


    Heard that one before but it is still good. biggrin.gif
    If the Bottom falls out of your world...
    Drink ANDREWS...
    And the world will fall out of your Bottom...


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    Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 579 ✭✭✭Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe


    heh nice 1
    - Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe
    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2"> Man causes all problems. No man, no problems. - Stalin </font>


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    Bomberman
    Registered Users Posts: 300 ✭✭Bomberman


    rofl , i like that , nice 1 james


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