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Tigers that drive!

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  • 11-06-2001 1:55pm
    #1
    Shagus
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    Tiger Woods was on his way to Augusta National Golf Course in Georgia to
    play golf. He took the opportunity to drive his new Mercedes through the
    hills of the Blue Ridge Mountains. While in Tennessee, he stopped to get
    gas at a little podunk service station in the middle of nowhere. There was
    an attendant with three teeth and bib-overalls sitting on the bench
    outside of the station. The attendant knew absolutely nothing of golf and
    certainly didn't know who Tiger Woods was.

    While Tiger was pumping the gas, a couple of golf tees fell from his
    pocket onto the ground.

    "Ahhh, say there fella. You dropped somethin'." noticed the attendant.

    "Oh, yeah, thanks! Those are my tees." replied Tiger.

    "Your what?" came the response?

    "TEES" snapped Tiger.

    "Well, whater them fo'?"

    "They're Tees - You know! They hold up my balls when I'm driving."

    "Gawlleee", remarked the attendant. "Dem Mercedes folks think of
    everything, don't they?"



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    #2
    Lump
    Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    HEE HEE


    John


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    #3
    El Marco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭El Marco


    Great one tongue.gif

    [This message has been edited by El Marco (edited 11-06-2001).]


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