Warning: Do not read joke if under 18

MB44 · 20-02-2005 9:00pm #1

Two women were talking about their lives since they had become Nursing home residents.

They both agreed that life was good but one woman, Ethel, said she was rather upset because her sex life had really died out since she and her Husband had come to the nursing home.

The other woman said that her sex life was great!

"The secret to great sex is this," the woman told her, "when my husband is getting ready for bed, I get undressed, lay on the bed and put both legs behind my head. When he comes out and sees me like that he gets so excited, we have wild sex the rest of the night!"

Ethel says, "I'm going to try that tonight!"

When Ethel's husband is getting ready in the bathroom that night, she takes off all her clothes. Although it's a struggle, she gets one leg up and behind her head. Pretty soon, she has the other leg behind her head as well. After accomplishing this great feat, Ethel falls backwards and can't move.

It's not too long before her husband comes out of the bathroom. With a shocked look on his face, her husband yells "For God's sake Ethel, comb your hair and put your teeth in, you look like an asshole!"

StupidLikeAFox · 20-02-2005 9:02pm

The title sorta makes ya think its gonna be a good joke.....

mad m · 21-02-2005 1:35am

.Heard worse.

MB44 · 21-02-2005 7:45pm

its pretty bad tho u must admit

memphis · 21-02-2005 9:38pm

MB44 wrote:

its pretty bad tho u must admit

Yeah I must admit.... It is pretty bad! Sorry, in fact its crap!

MB44 · 21-02-2005 11:02pm

shut up u ****ing bogger

Ruatha · 21-02-2005 11:17pm

Any joke that gives me a belly laugh like that one did deserves an A+++

BioHazRd · 21-02-2005 11:19pm

memphis and MB44 banned for a week

Kharn wrote:

Charter

Even if this is the worst joke you've ever heard, please don't make a post saying "That's crap!" or whatever. Instead, please use the rating system build into the boards software (you'll see it at the bottom of a thread - choose from 1 to 5 stars of a rating).

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