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biger = dumber

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  • 09-06-2001 7:07pm
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    azezil
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    Two parents take their son on a vacation to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach, and the son goes and plays in the water.

    The son comes running up to his mom and
    says, "Mommy, I saw ladies with breasts a lot bigger than yours!"
    The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."

    Minutes later, he runs back and says, "Mommy, I saw men with penises a lot bigger than Daddy's!
    " The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
    So he goes back to play.

    Several minutes later, he comes running back and says. "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw, and the more they talked, the dumber he got!"

    "just because you're not paraniod, doesn't mean they're not after you!"


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