So these guys were at the gates of heaven....

Dont be at yourself · 11-06-2001 10:23pm #1

Two men meet at the pearly gates of heaven. The first
man says to the second, "Hey! How did you die?"

The second man says, "I froze to death."

"Wow that must be a terrible way to die. What does it
feel like?" asks the first man.

"Well at first it hurts," says the second man, "But
after a while everything goes numb and it's very
peaceful. Like drifting off to sleep almost. How did
you die?"

"Oh I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You
see, I knew my wife was cheating on me. So I came
home early one day to catch her in the act. I ran into
her room but she was sitting there knitting. So I ran
down to the basement and no one was there. I ran to
the first floor but no one was there either. So I ran
up the steps to the attic but just as I was halfway up
the steps I had a massive heart attack and died."

"How ironic," Says the second man.

"Why's that?" Says the first.

"If you'd only looked in the freezer then we'd both
still be alive."

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.