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Leprechaun

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  • 13-06-2001 10:05pm
    #1
    TheWolf
    Registered Users Posts: 801 ✭✭✭


    A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a leprechaun. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the leprechaun drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.
    "Wow!" comments the leprechaun. "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!" Surprised and flattered-the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.
    "Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them?"
    Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request. The leprechaun grabs a stool, climb on it and reaches out to get a tight grip on the man's balls, and says, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump!"


    arrrrRRROOOOOOOOOOoooo...


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