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Cuckoo clock

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  • 13-06-2001 10:15pm
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    TheWolf
    Registered Users Posts: 801 ✭✭✭


    The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys". I told my wife that I would be home by midnight ..promise!
    Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. At around 2:30 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick-witted solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict.
    The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her twelve o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
    She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock.
    When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh ****," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted."



    arrrrRRROOOOOOOOOOoooo...


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    #2
    Lump
    Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Oh, the best one yet smile.gif

    John


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