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Chunks (Warning, vile joke)

TheWolf · 2001-06-16 13:38:00

Theres a woman sitting at the bar by her self drinking shots one right after the other all night long. By the end of the night she's wasted and staggers out of the bar end goes home and blows chunks all night long. The next night she's at the same bar and the bartender asks her if she'd like the same thing she was drinking…

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16-06-2001 2:38pm

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TheWolf

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Theres a woman sitting at the bar by her self drinking shots one right after the other all night long. By the end of the night she's wasted and staggers out of the bar end goes home and blows chunks all night long. The next night she's at the same bar and the bartender asks her if she'd like the same thing she was drinking last night.
She says "No, thanks. I was so wasted last night I went home and blew chunks all night long".
The bartender says " well I can fix you something that won't make you sick"
"Sick?", replies the woman, "I wasn't sick, Chunks is my dog...."

arrrrRRROOOOOOOOOOoooo...

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#2 16-06-2001 6:07pm
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COuld kind of see the punch line coming.

John

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