Alien Encounter

TheWolf · 16-06-2001 3:33pm #1

Two aliens land in the middle of the Australian outback , near a recently abandoned gas station. The first alien goes up to the gas pump (which he assumes is an earthling) and says, "Take me to your leader!" The gas pump doesn't say anything (naturally). The alien gets annoyed and demands again, "Take me to your leader!!" When the gas pump still doesn't reply, the alien gets mad and tells the pump that if he doesn't start talking, he will blast him...

At this point the second alien nervously interrupts, "Err, Sir, I don't think you should ......"... But the first alien will not be deterred and he blasts away. There is a huge explosion and after the smoke clears, the blackened aliens discover themselves lying 100 yards away from their destroyed space ship...

"You see, Sir", said the second alien, "I didn't think it would be a wise idea to mess around with a guy who can wrap his di<k around his waist and stick it in his ear!"

arrrrRRROOOOOOOOOOoooo...