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Pulled over for Speeding

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  • 16-06-2001 2:54pm
    #1
    TheWolf
    Registered Users Posts: 801 ✭✭✭


    A police officer pulled a guy over for speeding.
    Officer: May I see your driver’s license?
    Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
    Officer: May I see the owner’s card for this vehicle?
    Driver: It’s not my car. I stole it.
    Officer: The car is stolen?
    Driver: That’s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner’s card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
    Officer: There’s a gun in the glove box?
    Driver: Yes sir. That’s where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
    Officer: There’s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
    Driver: Yes, sir.
    Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
    Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
    Driver: Sure. Here it is.
    It was valid.
    Captain: Who’s car is this?
    Driver: It’s mine, officer. Here’s the owner’ card.
    The driver owned the car.
    Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there’s a gun in it?
    Driver: Yes, sir, but there’s no gun in it.
    Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
    Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there’s a body in it.
    Driver: No problem.
    Trunk is opened; no body.
    Captain: I don’t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn’t have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
    Driver: Yeah, I’ll bet the lying sonovab!tch told you I was speeding, too.
    arrrrRRROOOOOOOOOOoooo...

    [This message has been edited by TheWolf (edited 16-06-2001).]


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    #2
    Lump
    Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    That was up here a while ago, have to mark you down a notch for that wink.gif


    John

    [This message has been edited by Lump (edited 16-06-2001).]


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    #3
    TheWolf
    Registered Users Posts: 801 ✭✭✭TheWolf


    ah, but i haven't been here that long! how was i to know. at least i hope the other 6 i posted 2nite put the score back up
    arrrrRRROOOOOOOOOOoooo...


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    DeVore
    Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    Ignore Lump, hes the resident joker round here. Now Kharn... he's a different matter smile.gif

    Welcome to Boards.ie

    DeVore.


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    #5
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DeVore:
    Ignore Lump, hes the resident joker round here. Now Kharn... he's a different matter smile.gif

    Welcome to Boards.ie

    DeVore.    </font>

    Who the hell do you think you are comming on to MY board giving me grief...

    ... I'll get me coat!


    All the best!
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    #6
    Mills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Mills


    LOL, I must have missed it when it was up before biggrin.gif


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