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Paddy Frenchman, Paddy Germanman, Paddy Irishman...

Rossonero · 2005-02-22 13:19:15

....went into a pub and ordered 3 pints. They were sitting enjoying them, when in the window flew 3 flies and one landed into each pint. Paddy Frenchman looks down "Ahhhh, noooon! Merde!" and goes to the bar to get a new pint on the house. Paddy Germanman see's the fly in his pint "Kaisenklomph!", picks up the fly in his…

22-02-2005 2:19pm

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Rossonero

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....went into a pub and ordered 3 pints.
They were sitting enjoying them, when in the window flew 3 flies
and one landed into each pint.

Paddy Frenchman looks down "Ahhhh, noooon! Merde!" and goes to the bar to get a new pint on the house.

Paddy Germanman see's the fly in his pint "Kaisenklomph!", picks up the fly in his finger, throws it against the wall and continues drinking.

Paddy Irishman sees a fly in his pint "Ah, would ya look at that!", picks up the fly and shakes it over the glass "Spit it out! Spit it out!"

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#2 23-02-2005 12:24am

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Tumble weed gently goes past.....

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#3 23-02-2005 5:51am

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hmm. you realise that this is an IRISH message board, no?

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#4 23-02-2005 11:20am

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****e

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#5 23-02-2005 4:26pm

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#6 23-02-2005 4:33pm

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MMMmmmm.... bangs head off table!!

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#7 24-02-2005 12:41am

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I dont get it

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#8 24-02-2005 1:36pm

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#9 24-02-2005 6:53pm

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Paddy English man, Paddy Scotsman and Paddy Irish man walk into a bar
The barman looks them up and down and says "what? is this a joke?"

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