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Why women have better orgasms...

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  • 20-06-2001 8:07pm
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    TheWolf
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    In the beginning, the plan for a devine human design was painstakingly implemented. "The nerce endings," said St. Peter, "how many will I put in her hands?"
    "How many did we put in Adam?" asked The Lord.
    "Two hundred, O Mighty One."
    "Then we shall do the same for the woman."
    "How many nerve endings should we put in woman's genitals, O Mightiest?"
    "How many did we put in Adam?"
    "Four hundred twenty, O Mighty One."
    "Oh yeah, now I remember, we wanted Adam to habe a little fun procreating, didn't we? Do the same for woman."
    "Yes, O Great Lord."
    "Wait! Hold it, Pete, Give her ten thousand, it'd be a hoot to hear her scream out my name..."


    arrrrRRROOOOOOOOOOoooo...


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    oeNeo
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    ahaha very good
    where did you find that ?


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    Hunter-FLUID
    Closed Accounts Posts: 236 ✭✭Hunter-FLUID


    funny....
    biggrin.gif
    If the Bottom falls out of your world...
    Drink ANDREWS...
    And the world will fall out of your Bottom...


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    Lump
    Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Tee HEE smile.gif


    John


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