A deaf-mute

Lenny

The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his accountant. The Godfather asks the accountant, "Where's the three million bucks you embezzled from me?" The accountant doesn't answer. The Godfather asks again, "Where's the three million bucks you embezzled from me?"

The attorney interrupts, "Sir, the man is a deaf-mute and cannot understand you, but I can interpret for you."

The Godfather says, "Well, ask him where the **** my money is!"

The attorney, using sign language, asks the accountant where the three million dollars is. The accountant signs back, "I don't know what you're talking about." The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He doesn't know what you're talking about."

The Godfather pulls out his glock, puts it to the temple of the accountant, ****s the trigger and says, "Ask him one more mother****ing time."

The attorney signs to the accountant, "He wants to know where it is!" The accountant signs back, "Okay! Okay! The money's hidden in a suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!"

The Godfather says, "Well, what did he say?"

The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He says that you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

TheWolf

LMAO, good one OJ!!

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arrrrRRROOOOOOOOOOoooo...

Lenny

I am off now, to get the suitcase.

Kolodny

Nice one! Didn't see that coming....

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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

po0k

Quality

Oh yeah

Good work indeed!

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Life is like a pyrotechnics display. You've got to stand back and let it happen, othwerwise you're are sincerely bollocked....

thegreensock.com

Can you feel the love?

azezil

lmao very good

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"just because you're not paraniod, doesn't mean they're not after you!"