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do you know colin?

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  • 22-06-2001 11:47am
    #1
    WhiteWashMan
    Registered Users Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭


    yeah yeah yeah, youve read it before and i couldnt be arsed to edit it!

    >> > Colin was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone
    >> >there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
    >> >
    >> >Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Colin how
    >about
    >> > Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove
    >it."
    >>
    >> >
    >> >So Colin and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's
    >> >door and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, "Colin! Great to see you!
    >You
    >>and
    >> > your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"
    >> >
    >> >Although impressed, Colin's boss is still sceptical. After they leave
    >> >Cruise's house, he tells Colin that he thinks Colin's knowing Cruise
    >> >was just lucky. "No, no, just name ! anyone else," Colin says.
    >"President
    >>
    >> >Clinton," his boss quickly retorts. "Yes," Colin says, "I know him,
    >> >let's fly out to Washington." And off they go.
    >> >
    >> >At the White House, Clinton spots Colin on the tour and motions him
    >and
    >> > his boss over, saying, "Colin, what a surprise, I was just on my way
    >to
    >>a
    >> >meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of
    >> > coffee first and catch up."
    >> >
    >> >Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced.
    >> > After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to
    >>Colin,
    >> >who again implores him to name anyone else. "The Pope," his boss
    >replies.
    >>
    >> >"Sure!" says Colin. "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the
    >Pope
    >> >a long time." So off they fly to Rome.
    >> >
    >> >Colin and his boss are assembled with the ma sses in Vatican Square
    >when
    >
    >> >Colin says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among
    >> >all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just
    >go
    >
    >> >upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he
    >> > disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.
    >> >
    >> >Sure enough, half an hour later Colin emerges with the Pope on the
    >> > balcony but by the time Colin returns, he finds that his boss has
    >had a
    >
    >> >heart
    >> >attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss'
    >> > side, Colin asks him, "What happened?" His boss looks up and says,
    >"I
    >>was
    >> >doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man
    >>next
    >> >to
    >> > me said, "Who the ****'s that on the balcony with Colin?"
    >


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    #2
    TheWolf
    Registered Users Posts: 801 ✭✭✭TheWolf


    wow, could have sworn that that joke is nearly identical to my "Bubba" joke posted a few days ago...
    arrrrRRROOOOOOOOOOoooo...


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    Lenny
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,389 Mod ✭✭✭✭Lenny


    *cough* ripped

    But may WWM didn't see your topic though..
    still a good joke biggrin.gif


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    Manach
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,703 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manach


    Vote Colin 2004 smile.gif


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    #5
    fisty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,141 ✭✭✭fisty


    colin owns j00


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    #6
    Oh yeah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 111 ✭✭Oh yeah


    Oh I just love that joke... Anything with the Pope's always got melons.
    Life is like a pyrotechnics display. You've got to stand back and let it happen, othwerwise you're are sincerely bollocked....

    thegreensock.com

    Can you feel the love?


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    WhiteWashMan
    Registered Users Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by TheWolf:
    wow, could have sworn that that joke is nearly identical to my "Bubba" joke posted a few days ago...

    </font>

    yes, and you are so wonderful i read all your posts because i need to read every word you write. in fact i took your bubba joke, changed the names and posted up.
    see the way at the top of the post i said it was an original.
    anyway, since when did jokes become the domain of copyright?
    prat


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    #8
    Paladin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,313 ✭✭✭Paladin


    Someones a sarcy boy today tongue.gif


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    #9
    WhiteWashMan
    Registered Users Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    no, im just sick of some peoples 'i was here first attitude'
    yeah? well look at my registration date bucko....


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    #10
    TheWolf
    Registered Users Posts: 801 ✭✭✭TheWolf


    wow, geez, sorry WWman, just pointing out i posted that a day or two ago. no need to bite my head off...
    arrrrRRROOOOOOOOOOoooo...


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    nesf
    Registered Users Posts: 27,645 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by WhiteWashMan:
    yes, and you are so wonderful i read all your posts because i need to read every word you write. in fact i took your bubba joke, changed the names and posted up.
    see the way at the top of the post i said it was an original.
    anyway, since when did jokes become the domain of copyright?
    prat    </font>

    lol funnier than the joke above smile.gif

    Plus Wolf, imitation is the highest form of flattery and so on biggrin.gif


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