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blinky winky honky tonky wonkey donkey

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  • 25-06-2001 5:32pm
    #1
    Cake Fiend
    Registered Users Posts: 5,335 ✭✭✭


    What do you call a tall, Chinese, Elvis-impersonating, sex-crazed, one-eyed, three-legged, masturbating donkey who doesn't shower?

    A manky lanky chinky honky tonky bonky winky wonkey w4nkey donkey.

    More to come.


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    Monty - the one and only
    Registered Users Posts: 3,274 ✭✭✭Monty - the one and only


    Moved to humour


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    fisty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,141 ✭✭✭fisty


    what was the full version of that joke,
    what you call a 3 legged donkey - a wonky donkey.
    what you call a 3 legged blind donkey - a blinky winky wonky donkey.
    elvis impersonating a honky tonky donkey.
    anyone remember all of them?
    this just cracks me up.


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